Phillips White

Anyone who knows the Phillips brand knows it's all rot-gut stuff that you typically only get when you're underage, don't have much money, don't know how much it actually costs, and the runner hates you and your friends and keeps a bigger cut of the cash you give them. It's cheaper to go to your parents' car and just siphon off some gas and mix that.
***DISCLAIMER***
(Okay, my lawyer just advised me to add, I don't really want you or anyone to drink gas from your parents' car. Siphon it from a lawnmower instead. What? I can't say that either? WTH?!).

Tasted in a plastic cup from the Embassy Suites Happy Hour, so you can’t beat the price. More importantly, home of Phillips Distillery is right here in Minneapolis so I’m drinking the “hometown “ rum. 8/8/23. Pours clear. Aroma of isopropyl alcohol, acetone and methanol. Good news is that it’s devoid of any flavor. Vodka-like with a finishing gullet burn that screams hepatic steatosis in a cup. Farm Fresh!

Tasted at Embassy Suites Bloomington MN, August 8 2023
Appearance: so very clear, an appropriate 2oz pour.
Aroma: I'm not getting much other than flammable
Flavor: well. More palatable than rubbing alcohol. This should probably be mixed with several of your favorite things so that it has flavor, perhaps cola and amaretto and coconut 🌴 and served in a tumbler with a heckuva lot of crushed ice. Maybe focus on a large mint garnish.